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HD, Lowes and even Amazon advertise 'kink free' hoses and none of them are worth a ****! I've tried em. I coil them up loosely on garden hose hangars mounted to the house and every one of them kink, in multiple areas, when I remove it. I need a 75' truly kink free hose. Any ideas?

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Guaranteed NOT TO KINK I ended up with one and went back to get another. You grab that puppy and go and it will unwind and not kink. I love it. Kind of a blackish gray and has a hell of a heavy duty brass connector on the end. More of an industrial connector instead of the standard hose connector.

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The more you bend it the harder it gets to straighten and rebend, it will make it more likely to kink. The 1/4" is easy, you can kink it but you almost have to try to kink it. The 1/2" can be a little tougher but is still pretty easy to hand form. If you know you will have plenty of extra length cut a couple of feet off of one of the linesets and make a practice bend or two so you have an idea ...

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Its more how you coil them than how you hang them. A peg, a hook, a drawer, a shelf, a bucket, as long as you don't twist the reinforcing in the extension cord. I have multiple 100' and 50' cords with no twist or kink in them. Learned it from my dad.

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When you attach a typical expanding hose to the wall vent and the dryer and push the dryer back into place, you end up with 5 ft or so of expanded hose from the bellows spring, that can kink and restrict flow as you push back. I was thinking it would nice to have a hose that the wire was more like a spring than a bellows.